but i actually do this…
(via most-awkward-moments)
- girl 1: omg im pregnant
- girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
- girl 3: omg im always drunk
- me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
- me: not with that attitude
When I’m married, I never want to fight in front of my kids because I know I hated seeing that shit.
(via 80-things-left-unsaid)










