When my mom asks me why I’m still single

whatshouldwecallme:

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When someone says no to the dessert menu for the whole table

whatshouldwecallme:

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(Source: 500daysofbac0n)

catherynthegreat:

teacupsandrainydays:

I TRIED SO HARD TO SCROLL PAST BUT LUCIUS

MOANING FUCKING MYRTLE

catherynthegreat:

teacupsandrainydays:

I TRIED SO HARD TO SCROLL PAST BUT LUCIUS

MOANING FUCKING MYRTLE

(Source: drmichaeljones)

(Source: danielodowd)

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All day long I walk around like:

lolzpicx:

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But when it comes time to sleep I’m just like

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(Source: always--always)